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zephyrl:

anusking:

those kids who make fake female orgasm noises in the middle of class thinking it’s the most hilarious thing on earth 

it’s the closest they’ll get to hearing an actual orgasm

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teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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injuresindust:

gogoatz:

lickypickystickyme:

coconut crab…………NO

looks tasty

^is what the crab said upon seeing the human

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there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

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makennakathleen:

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

This is hilarious oh my gosh

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ohlode:

Wtf !!!!!

(Source: soulfulsock)

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

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meh.

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